CruftBucket

A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn’t use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What’s the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can’t believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don’t worry about it, I love you, and I’d do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don’t need to repay me, you wouldn’t believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."
Found at stayfunny.com »

What you’re about to read is the 100% truth. It happened in April of 2006, but the reason I haven’t spoken about it until now is because I have been on non-reporting probation for half a year, and I wanted that to expire before I told the story to the public. I want to make very clear, though, that under no circumstances should you attempt what you’re about to read. It could potentially get you in some major trouble. I just got lucky. That being said, here’s how I went to jail for the sake of comedy.
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SUE Rogers will never be without her dead dogs and cat after having a diamond ring made from their ashes.

Rogers, from Devon in southwest England, paid 3,200 pounds ($8,000) for the ring made from carbon extracted from the ashes of Lucky, an old English sheepdog, a golden retriever cross called Sam and a tom cat, Patch.
Read more at WWWeird »