Comments for CruftBucket http://cruftbucket.com The Web's version of landfill Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:12:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by nosleepinseattle http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-749 nosleepinseattle Sun, 09 Mar 2008 08:51:44 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-749 pretty funny stuff pretty funny stuff

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Dave http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-744 Dave Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:47:24 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-744 I'd love to publish this in my newspaper. It's pretty funny. My brother works as an aircraft engineer and he's going to love when I show it to him. I’d love to publish this in my newspaper. It’s pretty funny.
My brother works as an aircraft engineer and he’s going to love when I show it to him.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by spdracer http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-741 spdracer Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:27:32 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-741 This is very old and not at all from UPS, but is a compilation from several airlines. I am an AMT and have seen this since I was in school in the late '90s. This is very old and not at all from UPS, but is a compilation from several airlines. I am an AMT and have seen this since I was in school in the late ’90s.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Walt http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-740 Walt Thu, 28 Feb 2008 17:16:38 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-740 I Love finding this list. You see, Ken and I got bored one day while serving in Desert Storm and wrote the list. In 1998 I posted it on the Internet (before I thought of making money on the Internet) for free. We have been: "USAF pilots" "Lockheed Engineers" "Delta Airline mechanics" and many many more. We were really two USAF F-117 crew chiefs. I Love finding this list. You see, Ken and I got bored one day while serving in Desert Storm and wrote the list. In 1998 I posted it on the Internet (before I thought of making money on the Internet) for free.

We have been:
“USAF pilots”
“Lockheed Engineers”
“Delta Airline mechanics”
and many many more.

We were really two USAF F-117 crew chiefs.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Rebenga http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-739 Rebenga Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:32:18 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-739 Originally this meme was about Quantas airlines. Quantas has one of the lowest accident-ratings (albeit not free of incidents) of any airline in the world, unlike UPS who has plenty of incidents with their aircraft. Additionally, these things are completely fabricated. Originally this meme was about Quantas airlines. Quantas has one of the lowest accident-ratings (albeit not free of incidents) of any airline in the world, unlike UPS who has plenty of incidents with their aircraft.

Additionally, these things are completely fabricated.

]]> Comment on Vibrator Prank by Rahma http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/20/vibrator-prank/#comment-738 Rahma Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:40:14 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/20/vibrator-prank/#comment-738 Hahahahhaa, bloody owned xD Hahahahhaa, bloody owned xD

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Vifill http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-735 Vifill Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:14:32 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-735 hahaha I've newfound respect for those maintenance engineers! hahaha
I’ve newfound respect for those maintenance engineers!

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by mermaldad http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-731 mermaldad Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:26:05 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-731 Funny, but aircraft engineers and aircraft mechanics are different animals. Funny, but aircraft engineers and aircraft mechanics are different animals.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Ambshah http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-724 Ambshah Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:36:49 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-724 great stuff.. we maintain software and i sympathize with the ground staff.. unclear gripes deserve the smart ass solutions great stuff..
we maintain software and i sympathize with the ground staff.. unclear gripes deserve the smart ass solutions

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Matches http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-722 Matches Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:17:09 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-722 HAHA, I had seen this same thing a few years back (except it was the Navy, not UPS, and a bit more vulgar). I had been trying to find it. I love Stumbleupon! HAHA, I had seen this same thing a few years back (except it was the Navy, not UPS, and a bit more vulgar). I had been trying to find it. I love Stumbleupon!

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by djb http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-719 djb Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:25:33 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-719 This is actually from Quantas, not UPS - and some of these have been altered a bit to make them more funny. This is actually from Quantas, not UPS - and some of these have been altered a bit to make them more funny.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by scallon http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-716 scallon Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:38:02 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-716 freakin hilarious freakin hilarious

]]> Comment on Showering Lesson by az32coyote http://cruftbucket.com/2007/03/02/showering-lesson/#comment-712 az32coyote Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:27:32 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/03/02/showering-lesson/#comment-712 Lol, that's some funny shit, but mostly true. However I don't draw penises on the mirror. Lol, that’s some funny shit, but mostly true. However I don’t draw penises on the mirror.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Jen http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-711 Jen Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:27:08 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-711 Oh my gosh...that was the funniest thing I've read in ages! Awesome replies from some clever maintenance engineers. Oh my gosh…that was the funniest thing I’ve read in ages! Awesome replies from some clever maintenance engineers.

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Tom Ewing http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-708 Tom Ewing Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:36:43 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-708 Very clever! Sounds like the techs are capable and competant to add humor to the workplace. Shows a healthy vitality that more workplaces need! Loved the 'live bugs backordered' and 'cat installed'. Great! Very clever! Sounds like the techs are capable and competant to add humor to the workplace. Shows a healthy vitality that more workplaces need! Loved the ‘live bugs backordered’ and ‘cat installed’. Great!

]]> Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Marine2171 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-704 Marine2171 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:42:50 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/10/31/aircraft-engineers-funny-guys/#comment-704 LOL, those are great. LOL, those are great.

]]> Comment on Great Yellow Pages Ad by RT Cunningham http://cruftbucket.com/2007/11/08/great-yellow-pages-ad/#comment-641 RT Cunningham Tue, 11 Dec 2007 22:30:27 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/11/08/great-yellow-pages-ad/#comment-641 That guy was horrible. Innovative though, I must admit. That guy was horrible. Innovative though, I must admit.

]]> Comment on Bottle Tops by Rob K http://cruftbucket.com/2007/09/28/bottle-tops/#comment-618 Rob K Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:57:39 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/09/28/bottle-tops/#comment-618 That is MONEY. Dunno why they spill it all over the couch though. That is MONEY.

Dunno why they spill it all over the couch though.

]]> Comment on Freaky Pet by Irene http://cruftbucket.com/2007/02/28/freaky-pet/#comment-617 Irene Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:52:05 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/02/28/freaky-pet/#comment-617 Awesome!!!!!! Sweet!!!!! + wtf is that?! Dog....mixed penguin with tiger? Awesome!!!!!! Sweet!!!!! + wtf is that?! Dog….mixed penguin with tiger?

]]> Comment on Youthful Insight by sanjay http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-610 sanjay Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:41:40 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-610 I liked Anita's line on how boys need someone to clean `em up I liked Anita’s line on how boys need someone to clean `em up

]]> Comment on Catholic School Girls by Matthew T http://cruftbucket.com/2007/09/26/catholic-school-girls/#comment-558 Matthew T Wed, 26 Sep 2007 22:58:32 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/09/26/catholic-school-girls/#comment-558 <strong>Think of title. 12 point bold title....</strong> Man I love jokes. I was reading through my RSS feeds and CruftBucket had this gem. A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first gi... Think of title. 12 point bold title….

Man I love jokes.
I was reading through my RSS feeds and CruftBucket had this gem.
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first gi…

]]> Comment on Youthful Insight by Rachel http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-555 Rachel Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:52:15 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-555 Ah the innocence and the funniness I love it!!!!!! Ah the innocence and the funniness I love it!!!!!!

]]> Comment on Business Meeting Blog Comments Style by Flametree http://cruftbucket.com/2007/09/17/business-meeting-blog-comments-style/#comment-462 Flametree Mon, 17 Sep 2007 13:24:04 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/09/17/business-meeting-blog-comments-style/#comment-462 I wish my meetings at work were like that - we'd probably achieve a lot more. First! I wish my meetings at work were like that - we’d probably achieve a lot more.

First!

]]> Comment on Youthful Insight by Matt http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-430 Matt Sun, 09 Sep 2007 20:34:00 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-430 Haha, thats brilliant :D Haha, thats brilliant :D

]]> Comment on Youthful Insight by Rock Kauser http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-422 Rock Kauser Sat, 08 Sep 2007 14:57:30 +0000 http://cruftbucket.com/2007/08/24/youthful-insight/#comment-422 I'm going to tell my wife about Lynette's words of wisdom, "Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." Maybe she'll finally listen to me long enough to figure out that I have something to say! I’m going to tell my wife about Lynette’s words of wisdom, “Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Maybe she’ll finally listen to me long enough to figure out that I have something to say!

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