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Comment on Youthful Insight by ariel

ariel — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:17:41 +0000

sooooo cute

Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Jim Olson

Jim Olson — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 15:54:53 +0000

All you Sherlocks should lighten up. It does not matter wether this came from actual maint. logs, or someones fertile imagination. these were so funny, I had to stop reading for fear I would have a heart attack, and my hat’s off to whoever is responsible.

Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Jape

Jape — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 19:24:16 +0000

Well, I might be the oldest one yet to post, based on the other posts. When I was a simulator tech in the USAF back in the early 80s I saw this as a Xeroxed to death copy. It was said to be from military aviation. I have no idea how old it was at that point, or if it was even true. It’s funny nonetheless.

Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by David A

David A — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 20:58:24 +0000

As a former Navy Aviation Electrician, I have heard these before… and yes, this does really happen… to a degree… a favorite is always:

P: (Something) inoperative in OFF
S: OFF does not stand for “On For Flight”
(or)
S: User error, recommend replacing Pilot

so to BS… I have no doubt that these are real…. if we dont use humor, we will go crazy with some of the BS gripes out there…

Comment on Banned Xbox 360 Ad by Bjornfree

Bjornfree — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 13:49:53 +0000

Was this made before or after the “Spaced” series mock gunfight?

Comment on Youthful Insight by Neil

Neil — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:15:18 +0000

wow, children are amazing

Comment on Own the Look of Satisfaction TODAY! by someone you wouldn't like

someone you wouldn't like — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 07:23:05 +0000

i would love to slap you

Comment on Throw Her in With the Lions by Yun Pahls

Yun Pahls — Sat, 08 May 2010 01:34:07 +0000

hi, i adore miss hilton. she is crazy and i cannot wait to hear what she does next! x

Comment on Youthful Insight by Really?

Really? — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 21:04:57 +0000

So sexist ideas start at an early age. Shame on you, society.

Comment on Youthful Insight by Monica

Monica — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:42:53 +0000

Wow. These kids are like philosophers. Kudos lil guys!

Comment on Toilet in a Briefcase by angie

angie — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:32:08 +0000

hey i need one how can i buy one for my brother realy it no joke i think he would love it

Comment on Youthful Insight by DIOR

DIOR — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:12:27 +0000

Great post, some great ones here, thanks

Comment on Youthful Insight by Sha

Sha — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:20:27 +0000

Lol this is too cute!

Comment on Great Game Show Gag by Paulius

Paulius — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:41:35 +0000

Nope.

Firstly a ‘computer’ doesn’t pick letters at random, the contestants choose whether they want a consonant or vowel and Carol Vorderman (the lady in the above pic) takes a letter from the top of the appropriate pile.

Secondly, Countdown isn’t broadcast live and ‘wankmeoff’ would never make it to air.

The only time anything like this has remotely happened on Countdown was when the last four letters spelled out ‘arse’.

I hate to say it, but while the pic is funny, it’s been photoshopped and the description is wrong.

Comment on Own the Look of Satisfaction TODAY! by Ominous Red

Ominous Red — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:36:23 +0000

OMG man! This needs to be a t-shirt now!

Comment on Youthful Insight by Janay Vanderstelt

Janay Vanderstelt — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:45:57 +0000

This shows you how children soak in everything they hear and take it to heart. This is why it is so easy to get people to believe in a magical pixie who is invisible and contradictory and omnipotent, but somehow it is a sacrifice that he got killed. Roman soldiers kick ass.

Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Curtis

Curtis — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:32:27 +0000

As someone that flies in helicopters…Those are great

Comment on Own the Look of Satisfaction TODAY! by Curtis

Curtis — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:30:25 +0000

Whatever she did, I bet she won’t do it again…

Comment on Youthful Insight by Curtis

Curtis — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 16:28:50 +0000

These are awesome!

Comment on Aircraft Engineers are Funny Guys by Jay

Jay — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:55:36 +0000

Loved this list the first time, still laugh now. Great work.

QANTAS, not QUANTAS. Queensland and Northern Territory Air Service.

Comment on Own the Look of Satisfaction TODAY! by Steve Chism

Steve Chism — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 21:15:07 +0000

I was a Navy corpsman (medic) and had the priviledge of giving Navy Captain Glenn Ford his annual physical at my Dispensary on Treasure Island, Ca. He was a true gentleman, and I really enjoyed the couple hours we could visit both of the years I was assigned to his physical. A very nice man, and a fine American. And a darned good actor.

Comment on Great Game Show Gag by cus

cus — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:43:33 +0000

no way did that happen

Comment on Great Game Show Gag by Patrick

Patrick — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:59:11 +0000

This is rubbish, yet not untrue, this did happen but the commbination is NOT chosen by a computer, Carol Vorderman, the woman pictrued, picks the letters from the piles seen below the word.

Comment on Great Game Show Gag by Englishman

Englishman — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:58:16 +0000

There is no computer involved, the cards are shuffled and contestants choose whether they want a letter from the consonant or vowel pile.

Comment on Great Game Show Gag by Dave England

Dave England — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:57:37 +0000

No. Just, no.

What computer? Have you ever watched countdown?

And seriously guys:

I’VE SEEN LIKE LOADS OF PIXELS IN MY TIME THAT’S FAKE I CAN TELL BUY THE PHOTOSHOPS