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With the recent news of Paris Hilton’s jail sentence there have been many fans signing petitions in aid of her plea for pardon.
Well here at CruftBucket we’re law abiding citizens, at least when it comes to spoiled celebrities breaking the law.
So get on over to iPetitions and sign the petition to put her in jail for the crime she committed.
For a more detailed post, with links to new articles check out the post on Mick’s World.
Check out this new service from Google. It’s called Google TiSP and it’s free wireless broadband. Check out the site and make sure you click the ‘Get Started with Google TiSP’ link.
Self installation couldn’t get any simpler!
Here’s a funny comparison between Paris Hilton and Elaine from Seinfeld (Julia Louis-Dreyfus). I never knew that Julia was an Heiress with such riches.
Anyway she’s worth heaps and has many more positives that Paris. Though it would depend which way you looked at it.
I do like the response for Paris to the "Quote that best defines personality":
"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."
Check out the whole comparison, gorillamask.net/heiress.shtml
Google is known for constantly expanding the range of services they offer. Here’s another addition that is quite comical. It’s called Google Romance.
Ok so the world of online dating is huge and there’s plenty of sites that are offering match making services. What’s extra funny about Google’s match making service is the testimonials. They’re such typical sales written testimonials:
- User A: “Finally I’ve found my Soulmate! Thanks, Google Romance!”
- User B: "I never thought I’d be writing an online dating testimonial. Until I met User A…”
"Thanks, Google Romance!"… Classic.
What a great idea. Not only is a a comical idea to ‘pimp a cart’, but it’s also a nice thing to do for a homeless person who didn’t previously have a pimped out cart. Check out the specs on this cart:
- AM/FM/Cassette Radio and speakers
- Video screen w/ TV tuner
- GPS Tracking
- Refridgerator/warmer
- 10" Rubber wheels
- Can crusher
- Slide out seat
- Alarm w/strobe lights
- 81 Neon and L.E.D. Lights
- Tent
- Solar Powered battery charging system
- Deep cycle battery- Optima Yellow top
Check it out at Lex and Terry’s "Pimp My Cart"
This is a funny article titled, "One thing PC users can do that Mac users can’t". It’s mainly someone having a bitch, but it’s still hilarious and worth a read.
I love this line, "Hell, most Mac users can’t even talk without using their hands, which ranks their intelligence somewhere between a simian and hog shit".
Since Britney Spears has shaved her head ‘for the environment’, there’s a new Chia that you must get if you want to keep up with Britney’s latest hairstyle. Now you can start from scratch just like Britney!
Need a good comeback but can’t think of anything good? Sick of using the same smart remark? Give the Biblical cursing generator a go. Sure to stop anyone smart mouthing in their tracks!
Here’s a great new product set to revolutionize the way that we use DVDs. Never rewind another one and "Never pay another DVD rewind fee". LOL.
You know those videos that have footage of George dubya cut to have him singing and looking like a fool. Well here’s a great site that you can make dubya say a heap of different combinations of things.
You just type in what you want him to say and if it’s there you can add it to the sentence. After you’ve made the sentence that you want him to speak it loads it up and you’ve got George dubya, your own little puppet.
Here’s a really interesting site, filled with weird and wonderful ideas and inventions. The sub header says, "dreamed objects", however i’m sure there would be quite a few that have been turned into prototypes, or even gone into production. Definitely fun to check out all the strange ideas that people have had.
There is also a ‘random idea’ link so you can get some good ideas without having to look through a heap of stuff. You can even submit your own crazy ideas or dreams and they’ll be displayed on the site.
Take a look at idealist.blinkr.net.
So… What happens when you mail a letter to someone, but instead of putting a 39 cent stamp from the post office, you just tape on some loose change adding up to 39 cents?
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