Loading ...HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don’t want any more kids. Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 (Who said boys do not have brains)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they’re rich. Pam, age 7 (I could not have said it better myself)
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. Curt, age 7 (Good Point)
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. Howard, age 8 (Who made the rule)
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out. Theodore, age 8 (Too much detail for his age)
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favourite is……..
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. Ricky, age 10 (The boy already understands)
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This was an absolute hoot!
Thanks!
Great post, some great ones here, thanks
funny jokes,
I love children!
Aren’t kids great, I especially like the kissing when they are rich one lol of course I’m not like that…
Kids truly do say the darndest things!!
I agree with you I think the last one is the best, I think Ricky is going to get the hang of the “how to keep women happy” thing very early on!!
I’m going to tell my wife about Lynette’s words of wisdom, “Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” Maybe she’ll finally listen to me long enough to figure out that I have something to say!
Haha, thats brilliant
Ah the innocence and the funniness I love it!!!!!!
I liked Anita’s line on how boys need someone to clean `em up
every one a little gem! god bless the little children.
the problem with this is that it’s clearly made up. an adult pretending to be lots of children so we can all go ‘isn’t this sweet?!?!’.
These are awesome!
This shows you how children soak in everything they hear and take it to heart. This is why it is so easy to get people to believe in a magical pixie who is invisible and contradictory and omnipotent, but somehow it is a sacrifice that he got killed. Roman soldiers kick ass.
Lol this is too cute!
Great post, some great ones here, thanks