Archive for April, 2007
Mountain View-based search giant Google Inc today announced they’ve acquired the internet for the astounding sum of $2,455.5 billion in cash. The deal had been rumored in various search blogs since the beginning of the year and was now confirmed by the company’s CEO. “This is in line with our vision to make information more accessible to end users,” says Eric Schmidt. “With the acquisition, we can increase the speed of indexing as everything will already be on our servers by the time it’s published.”
Read more at Google Blogoscoped »
Only in a perfect world. If there were more women like this, there would probably be less war.
Surgeon Naum Ciomu was operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.
Read more at lifestyle.aol.co.uk »
I don’t like those Mac vs PC adds for a number of reasons. The style of ad has really grown though and there’s been so many spin offs.
Here’s a good one using PS3 and Wii as a comparison.
What a great way to get rid of those annoying telemarketers.
Remember the good ol days? - Check out more funny pics at Phun.org
Here’s a hilarious review of the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game. The guy that reviews it has some great words to describe various parts of the game.
The whole video is so funny, but the last 25 seconds are killer! Does contain some language, so may be NSFW.
These are some seriously large slides. You’d want something very soft at the end of that largest one. Would be pretty fun.
Hopefully they’ve got a lift because I can imagine getting sore legs climbing the stairs to have many a multiple slide.
Going in to work and finding this would really piss you off. Seeing it happen to someone would be hilarious.
ROLLING Stones guitarist Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of substances in his time. And in comments published today, he said he snorted his father’s ashes mixed with cocaine."The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.
"He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared. … It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive."
Read more at WWWeird »
That was way too easy. I wonder what they did with the cash they made?






















