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Archive for March, 2007



Here’s a funny comparison between Paris Hilton and Elaine from Seinfeld (Julia Louis-Dreyfus). I never knew that Julia was an Heiress with such riches.

Anyway she’s worth heaps and has many more positives that Paris. Though it would depend which way you looked at it. :)

I do like the response for Paris to the "Quote that best defines personality":

"Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything."

Check out the whole comparison, gorillamask.net/heiress.shtml

Google is known for constantly expanding the range of services they offer. Here’s another addition that is quite comical. It’s called Google Romance.

Ok so the world of online dating is huge and there’s plenty of sites that are offering match making services. What’s extra funny about Google’s match making service is the testimonials. They’re such typical sales written testimonials:

  1. User A: “Finally I’ve found my Soulmate! Thanks, Google Romance!”
  2. User B: "I never thought I’d be writing an online dating testimonial. Until I met User A…”

"Thanks, Google Romance!"… Classic.

google.com/romance

I’m not much of a Beetle fan, but a spider one would be cool! There’s plenty of interesting variations of the old Vee Dub.

A cheese grater and a grenade. WOW! :)

I don’t think they come much better than this.

The only way to frozen lake fish.

There are a couple of people that can’t tell the different between pest control and animal cruelty.

Take a trip to the zoo, say hello to the bears. That’s cruelty.

Too good to be a coincidence.

Videos of people stacking are always enjoyable.

I definitely want one of these for Christmas!

A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.
Read more at The Daily Weird »

Ewww gross!

Stupid Bear!

Invented by, who else, the Japanese: the Gotta Go Briefcase comes with everything the busy executive needs to be able to take a number two so he can stay number one. Designed by Japanese firm, Niban Too Corp., came up with this after extensive market research to maximize time efficiency of business executives…It’s rated to hold 175 pounds…Dear God there’s something so VERY wrong about this…
Read more at technofart.com »

Only the Japanese could come up with an invention like this.

Damn, i want one of these. Donations can be made by contacting me. :D

Now here are some women who know what they want.